On the 1st day of perimenopause, my body gave to me one missed period
On the 2nd day of perimenopause, my body gave to me 2 saggy boobs
On the 3rd day of perimenopause, my body gave to me 3 sleepless hours
On the 4th day of perimenopause, my body gave to me 4 new chin hairs
On the 5th day of perimenopause, my body gave to me 5 distracting hot flashes
On the 6th day of perimenopause, my body gave to me 6 memory lapses
On the 7th day of perimenopause, my body gave to me 7 leaks of my bladder
On the 8th day of perimenopause, my body gave to me 8 newly lost hairs
On the 9th day of perimenopause, my body gave to me 9 severe mood swings
On the 10th day of perimenopause, my body gave to me 10 new aches and pains
On the 11th day of perimenopause, my body gave to me 11 patches of dry skin
On the 12th day of perimenopause, my body gave to me 12 extra pounds
All together now…
On the 12th day of perimenopause, my body gave to me…..12 extra pounds
11 patches of dry skin
10 new aches and pains
9 severe mood swings
8 new lost hair
7 leaks of my bladder
6 memory lapses
5….distracting hot flashes….
4 new chin hairs
3 sleepless hours
2 saggy boobs
And one missed period….
Happy holidays!!